My kids aren't like the children on cereal commercials. You know the ones that come to the breakfast table, fully dressed and eager to gobble up whatever is put in front of them. Mine tend to be a bit harder to please in the mornings.
The other day, D-boy was having a particularly hard time finding anything palatable in the house. He quickly rejected toast and yogurt, but I kept trying to tempt him.
Me: Sweetie, do you want that cinnamon toast cereal that you begged me to buy?
D-boy: What else do we have?
Me: How about a nice, juicy clementine?
D-boy: Ugh! Don't we have something else?
Me: I can cut you up some apple slices.
D-boy: Oh, forget it. I'll just eat pain!
Let me slip in a quick disclaimer. I don't give my children pain. He's been using that phrase lately, and I don't know where he got it. I think it relates to his interest in ninja type shows. Now, back to my story.
Me: How about instead of pain, I fix you a special, surprise breakfast?
D-boy (excited): OK!
Me: No peeking, I'll let you know when it's ready.
I proceeded to arrange cereal, apple slices and clementines on a plate for him.
Me: Here you go, honey. It's called Cinnamon Sunshine.
D-boy: Awesome, can I have some more after this!
Yep, the magic is all in the presentation. Maybe that's how those commercial producers manage to get those kids to act excited about breakfast. Or maybe it's because they pay them.
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